My Curious Urologist

"Well, Mr. Johnson, the ultrasound shows that your prostate is quite large. Are you sure you're not having trouble peeing?" 

"No, it seems to come out just fine ........ not like when I was a kid, of course, but it still flows OK." 

"Well, I want to confirm what the image suggests. The right lobe seems a bit larger, and I want to make sure it's still soft and spongy. Would you take down your pants, please?"

"Of course, Doctor." 

"Thank you ....... now turn around and face the table. Uh, spread your legs a little wider. There .... now just relax, I'm going to spread some gel."

"Aahhhh!"

"I'm sorry, that didn't hurt, did it?"

"No, doctor ..... it was just a little cold."

"Oh, I understand. The anus can be quite sensitive. Now, let me just ............. hmmm, the right lobe seems nice and spongy, just like the left. I'm just surprised at how large it is. It's almost triple the normal size. Have you noticed any changes?"

"What do you mean .......... like has it affected my ...........?"

"You can go ahead and say it ......... I deal with sexual issues all the time. Are you having erectile issues?"  

"Oh, no, it's not that. I have noticed that........... umm, it's kind of embarrassing."

"Mr. Johnson, I'm old enough to have seen it all. You can tell me whatever is affecting you."

"Well, I'm not used to talking to a woman doctor..... about ..... my penis."

"Mr. Johnson, I've already seen your penis, and I have my finger inside your anus right now. That's about as personal as it gets."

"OK, well ......... you asked if there's any change. I, uh .......... cum a lot more than I used to."

"You mean, you have more sexual energy, and have to masturbate or have sex all the time?"

"Oh, no ......... it's not like that ............. well, maybe a little .......... but, when I ...... cum ........ there's just so much. It's like my enlarged prostate is making a lot more seminal fluid."

"There are lots of reasons you can produce more ejaculate, but I suppose as your prostate becomes larger, it has the capacity to produce more fluid. It's not painful, is it?"

"Ha, not at all. I'm having the biggest, longest orgasms of my life! I just hope that's normal."

"I don't think it's anything to be worried about. You could demonstrate for me if you like."

"What ......... you mean, here? I thought ............"

"Mr. Johnson, we deal with many sexual issues, and sometimes, it is helpful to observe a patient's ejaculation. We have several ways to induce orgasm, if you are comfortable with it. Here, turn around and let me see ................ ohh ........... I can see you don't have a problem achieving an erection." 

"Uh, sorry ...... I guess that ......... all this talk .........."

"I'm not chiding you; I'm encouraging you. An erection is the first step to achieving orgasm. Excuse me for just a moment .............. (Stephanie, can you call nurse Cleo in here, please? And tell her to bring the tube?) Alright, Mr. Johnson, we'll have someone in here shortly who is very good at getting an ejaculation. Then we'll be able to judge the volume of your ejaculate."

"Well, if you really think .........."

"Ah, Nurse Cleo. Come right in. This is Mr. Johnson .......... he has an ejaculation issue."

"Well, he doesn't seem to have a problem getting it hard. That's a nice big boner you've got there."

"Now Cleo, you know I prefer medical terms. Mr. Johnson has an 'erection', and it doesn't matter how long it is, as long as it fits in your tube. You can masturbate him successfully, can't you? We want to measure his ejaculate."

"Oh, it should be no problem. I'll have that big thing squirting in no time."

"Please, Cleo ....... 'ejaculating'. I want to observe Mr. Johnson ejaculating. I've got the beaker right here."

"Uh, doctor, that's the 250 ml beaker .......... don't we use that for pee ......... uh, 'urine'?"

"Yes, I'm making sure. Mr. Johnson says he is producing lots of semen."

"Well, with this big boy hard already, I'm sure I can make it squirt in no ti ...... uh, 'ejaculate' in no time."

"Go ahead, nurse Cleo ....... you can prepare his penis with some lubricant. You must excuse Cleo for her language, Mr. Johnson. The younger generation seems to prefer the vernacular. I see your glans is bulging quite nicely. Is there enough lube on your penis?"

"Uh, uhhh ..... yeah ....... it feels great. I'm just not used to having a pretty young woman touching my ....... penis. Does she just......jerk me and make me cum in th ....... ejaculate in the cup?"

"Now, Mr. Johnson, this is a medical office. We have a device for that. There it is now; we call it a penis pump. Are you ready to introduce the device, Cleo?"

"Oh yeah, his big dick is all hard and slippery. I'll just slide it into this thing .......... well, as much as will fit, anyway. Oooh, look at that big thing go in there. Now, I just squeeze this bulb ......... oh wow, look at that thing swell!"

"Cleo, you don't have to comment. I'm sure Mr. Johnson knows he has a large penis. It looks like he's leaking some already. Mr. Johnson, be sure and tell us when you're about to ejaculate. I want to catch all of it in this beaker."

"Uhh ......... aahhhh ......... yeah, I can .......... aahhhh ........ I think maybe ..........."

""Mmm, what if I pet these big balls? Ohh, they're big and squeezy. Maybe that what's what's making all your cum ..... they feel nice and full."

"Please, Cleo. 'Testicles' and 'semen', although technically, the testicles only produce sperm. The prostate makes everything else. It looks like your testicle manipulation is getting him close. His glans is very dark and swollen, and I see more fluid oozing out. Are you getting close, Mr. Joh ...........?"

"I'm cumming! I'm cumming! Pull it off .......... Oh, goooooddddddd!!!!!!"

"Wow, this long thing thing is so slippery. I need both hands ........ his dickhead is really bulging. I'm just gonna ..........."

"Glans, Cleo. And please point it towards the beaker. He says it shoots out quite ............."

"Oh, too late! Wow, that first one really squirted! Maybe we can wipe it off the floor later. OK, it's going in the cup now. Those are really big ropes! I can feel him pulsing. Damn, that's a lot of cum! He's still going! How much cum can he make? Wow, this cup is half-full! There's still little squirts coming out. I've never seen that much cum!"

"Thank you, nurse Cleo. You did a good job. I'm sure Mr. Johnson is satisfied. Are you all done, Mr. Johnson?"

"Ohh, Ahh ....... I've never .............. oh, man .................I guess I ............... I mean, yes, doctor ....... she got all my cum. Can I sit down?"

"Certainly, Mr. Johnson. Cleo, another fine job. You can go wash that tube out, and send in Dr. Marcus if he's available, please. Alright, Mr. Johnson, just relax in your chair. I know it takes a while to calm down from a strong ejaculation. Your erection still looks very firm."

"Yeah, I ....... sometimes it takes ......... well ............"

"Ah, Dr. Marcus, come on in. I wanted your opinion. You can see the large amount of semen Mr. Johnson just produced. There's actually a streak on the floor, too. Cleo was late in aiming."

"Yes, that is an exceptional volume. At least three or four times the average amount. And the patient still has a full erection? Let me guess .......... extremely large prostate?"

"Why yes, doctor. He says he's producing more ejaculate as his prostate gets bigger. I just didn't think there would be this much."

"I shouldn't worry about it. I've seen large volumes of semen before, usually because of the prostate. The testicles only produce so much per ejaculation, but the prostate can work overtime if stimulated. Does the patient ejaculate often?"

"I didn't ask. Mr. Johnson ....... how many times a week do you ejaculate? Do you know if you always produce this much semen?"

"Uh, I guess it's usually about that much ....... maybe not quite ......... I mean, she was rubbing my balls and everything ........... it just squirted out, and I couldn't ............."

"That's fine, Mr. Johnson. And do you ejaculate once a day? Twice a day? How much can you produce?"

"Oh, I jerk off at least once a day ......I have to. It just builds up, and if I don't .........."

"Thank you, Mr. Johnson. That would confirm your theory, doctor. Regular masturbation stimulates the prostate to produce larger amounts of semen. You can get dressed now, Mr. Johnson. I'm sure that erection will go down soon."